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*Massive heart attack on NYSE floor – BIDU earnings detected as cause.

New York, NY (YAnews). 7/25/2007:

Numerous online traders were found staring at their computer screens going wild after hours on Bidu’s quarter release. Our news reports indicate more than a few hundred froze seeing BIDU jump higher than 40 bucks. One broker had a massive heart attack and was taken out of the exchaneg saying that was an error at the board.

No one was killed YET. Looks like one of our cameraman, staring at the Big Board at the NYSE had severe cramps and was rolling on the floor. Luckily the reporter had a bunch of keys in her hand and reports say he is fine now and is being moved to the nearest hospital. In California, reports mention, a trader
who was ’short’ BIDU since this morning went crazy and was caught running on I-5 barefoot to reach his brokers office. He was soon moved to the nearest psychological doctor.

Keep listening to YAnews to get the latest
updates.
Good Luck with your investments.
Your Adarsh newswire.

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July 25, 2007 - Posted by | Blogroll

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